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Blood Relations Chapter 8, and a story premise proposal
Chapter 8 of Blood Relations is another short chapter about bloody vampire sex, this time in 1938.

Okay, with the link posted, I now want to pitch a premise to you. If you take the time to read through this, just reply with pass or fail, though you can add extra comments, if you like.

(Not if You Were) The Last Straight Man in Galveston

The year is 2025. Both the polar ice caps have melted, and the added water has caused an unprecedented tectonic plate movement. Most of humanity perished in a great flood, while many people survive on small islands. One of the few large land masses left with a high population is Oregon. Miraculously, the whole state was pushed above the water line, and no one died in the resulting earthquakes.
The problem is, due to Oregon passing gay marriage laws, everyone in the state turned gay. So the men won’t touch the women, and aside from a few “breeder sissies” who used fertility clinics to have children, the population is starting to stagnate.
Lawmakers in the state use the few surviving satellites to broadcast a message to all of the United Islands that Oregon will take in men or women as breeders, provided that they can be bisexual.
Eighteen-year-old Carlos Sanchez is the youngest surviving male on Galveston Island, the only land left of the once land-proud Texas. Desperate to get laid, Carlos decides to fake being bisexual to get into Oregon, where he meets the perfect woman. Greta Parks is smart, beautiful, stylish, and charming. But Greta is happily homosexual, and while she will have sex to procreate, she makes every “mating session” feel awkward.
Carlos meets another “bisexual,” Joe Colburn, who is being hounded by the Homo Police for not having a boyfriend. Joe and Carlos decide to buddy up in an apartment together and act as a couple, even faking sex by groaning in their room at night in case the neighbors are secretly working form the HP.
Their comfortable relationship is ruined with the arrival of Lucy Von SexKitten, a Las Vegas porn star, and a true bisexual. But Lucy is hiding a big secret too. She’s sterile, and the HP would consider her a “gender outlaw” and deport her if they found out that she's only in Oregon to get laid. Carlos falls in love with Lucy. Then Joe falls in love with Lucy. A manly battle ensues...too manly, and the HP are soon suspicious that both men are really straights after all.
To make matters worse, Greta finally gets pregnant, and now she’s having straight romantic feelings for Carlos.
In the end, will Carlos choose Greta, or keep fighting for Lucy’s attention? Or will the HP get wise to the scam and deport all three of the gender outlaws?

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So, would it fly? Or would you turn your nose up at it? I'm just floating the idea, so there's nothing beyond this loose outline right now. But I wonder if maybe it's too goofy for a Bizarro sci-fi story.